Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.