Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Random Guy Jokes More Random Guy Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels