Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales