Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.