Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."