Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."