What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.