What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.