They don't know where home is.
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They have no idea where home is.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
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When they get to third base they think they've scored
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
A: One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
They've never known what home is.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
The harder you hit it the more English you get
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
2nd base.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
A crip
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Abel to see you ha ha!
Because his home was a maze thing.
Because it reminds them of home.
Super Pickle
Lets get right into the noose.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
Because they have foul balls.
4 the home team
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Sketchup
