They don't know where home is.
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They have no idea where home is.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
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When they get to third base they think they've scored
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
A: One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
They've never known what home is.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
The harder you hit it the more English you get
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
2nd base.
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
They don't like getting close to the net!
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Robbin' hood
A dead centipede.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
The second hand shop.
Parents.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
The position of the dirtbag
A crip
Names.
what Ketchup
