Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up