Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.