What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.