What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet