What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.