What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.