Sir!
Nails in their hands and feet
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
A Quarter Pounder.
Because he mist it.
Log jam.
Mitosis!
A midget at a urinal.
Because running is past tents.
When the English got Crecy
They prefer complete sentences.
When she hands out long sentences.
