What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.