Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.