Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"