Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.