What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.