What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.