What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!