Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!