Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!