Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!