Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.