Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.