Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it