What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"