Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide