Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.