Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge