Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.