Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.