What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*