What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended