Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An upper crust.
Dried red paint
A tumblr.
Texas after a drought.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Papal towels.
Polly unsaturated!
A woman with a towel fetish
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A waterfell.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Dried Cherries
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Raisin Bran
To keep their nuts dry.
When it's past your eyes.
The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
Santa stops after three ho's.
Hand her a shovel
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
Pane!
We don't like anything white on our land.
Cause it was snowed-in.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
Because once go Mac you never go back.
I'm Snowden!
Because we're Snowedin.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
