Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An upper crust.
Dried red paint
A tumblr.
Texas after a drought.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Papal towels.
Polly unsaturated!
A woman with a towel fetish
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A waterfell.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Dried Cherries
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Raisin Bran
Because omg they can't even.
Because they can't even.
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
A bulldozer
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Xavier
Because they never run from nothin but the police
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Because they're campers.
I have Grey Poupon me
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Red paint.
He's Snowden.
Because he got Snowden
