What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"