What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....