A hotdog
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because they chew balls.
A Clock-18
Shelfish
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
because they're inbred
Plane.
so I punched him in the head.