Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.