Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy