Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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A lot of likes

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure