Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.