What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.