What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.