I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
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Snort stories
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Because he was often scratched!
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
Hyrule.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Cut its nose off.
The house smells better !
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Send him to polytechnic !
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
he was undercover *!*
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
You skip the punchline.
I'll show myself out."
