Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....