What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.