How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.