How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun