How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.