Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
A wash and wear wolf
A Curtis-y flush
Britney Spears
Allahu Mybad
The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."
Something that stinks and stings!
A: A bumbling bee.