Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Bumble Bee Jokes More Bumble Bee Jokes

What is the clumsiest bee?

A: A bumbling bee.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.