Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.