What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.