What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!