Whip Cream Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated