What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!