Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"