What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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A Labara Cadabarador

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.