What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.