Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.