Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.