No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
What Men Know About Women
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Ask Apple.
When she hands out long sentences.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
From the block.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
He got Lemonaids.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
Professor: Astronomical.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke