What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut