What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters