What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.