What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.