What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh