Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"