How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food?

By working at an abortion clinic.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes

Free Food Jokes More Free Food Jokes

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

Athiest Jokes More Athiest Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.