How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.