What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)