What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.