How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.