What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango