Cell phones.
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
A con-fession.