Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.