What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.