What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.