What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.