How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)