How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.