When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.