When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!