When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!