When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.